rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015

Drug hat

A drug hat is a very stylish hat with a pocket on the inside of the hat, used to hide drugs from the ops

friend 1: hey have you seen my drug hat?
Friend 2: is it the hella fresh one with the drugs in it?
Friend 1: yeah thats the one

by uSbdmsnd April 21, 2021

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Disney hat trick

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.

Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.

by tigerdad July 22, 2021

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Shuichi's hat

A hat worn by Shuichi Saihara from DanganronpaV3

Extremely aggravating to some people

An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.

Me: oh my gosh it's shuichi!!111!!
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm

by Keni_ii February 24, 2022

Party Hat

Another name for a bulging erection. Sometimes referred to as rise in the Levis, pitched tent, or hound mound.

As soon as she walked into the room every straight guy in the place had on a party hat.

by Raidneck88 January 18, 2019