Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year

Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley

by Bishopironside February 18, 2021

National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th

Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day

by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021

drug hat

The drug hat is a very stylish hat that has a inconspicuous pocket located on the inside, for drugs from the ops

Friend one: hey bro have you seen my drug hat?
Friend two: is it that hella fresh one with th drugs in it?
Friend one: yeah thats it

by uSbdmsnd March 11, 2021

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021