French Whiskey

A drink of imbeciles.
Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.
by Muffinecone May 02, 2023
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french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.
French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss
by nicealtthereretard May 24, 2023
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Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 16, 2021
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French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024
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French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum
Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay
by cumfaert August 06, 2021
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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023
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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023
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