French tugboat

The ultimate gaming weapon.

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.

by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 4, 2022

french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

by annays February 7, 2022

the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.

"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

french adjectives starting with y

there are no french adjectives starting with y

yo, why are there no french adjectives starting with y?

by cowaldo March 30, 2022

Sophia french

This girl i have in 1st and 4th hour who i forget her name and call her sophie but i dont think she knotices kinda chill but a lil scary but kinda hot

Ayo thats sophia french why she got blonde hair she used to have red right?

by Doqtordyl April 4, 2022

French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!

Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."

by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022