Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.

"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."

by pete1116 December 29, 2007

Dodie faced

A state of extreme marijuana high.

We were ready to get dodie faced with the Kush we just bought.

by B Drizzle February 20, 2009

fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008

Face Hugger

When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.

A. Is your girl nasty?
B. Yeah, I did the face hugger on my wife this morning and she loved it.

by Happydude38 August 5, 2014

Round face

A structure of the face where the cheekbones are wider apart than other structures of the face. It is almost circular. Round faces also vary from person to person. Some are extremely round while others are faintly round. Many other face structures are mistaken for a round face if the cheeks are bigger and the cheekbones aren't prominent.

1.She has a round face doesn't she?

2. His face is quite round.

by Anon675 July 16, 2015

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

Face Settee

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.

by Rayem December 31, 2015