ethan

I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)

Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok

by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023

mark and ethan

the beloveds, the heroes, but are strangely obsessed with the other getting hurt

“do you like mark and ethan?”

“yes ofc”

by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021

Ethan Page

The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.

Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.

by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a unique person. When you meet him, he’ll seem boring but as you get to know him, he’ll be flirty, funny, sweet, so smart, totally relatable, and understanding. He will be mean at times if he’s in a bad mood or he doesn’t want to show weakness or softness. If you tell him a secret and tell him not to tell anyone, he won’t. Ethan is hard to read but the more you talk with him, you can see he acts like he has a big ego but is really kind of insecure. Just being friends with Ethan is amazing too, if he doesn’t want to date, he still might like you, he just doesn’t want that kind of pressure, you can still have an amazing friendship with Ethan. He will hold back at times and not reveal things about him too much, he doesn’t want to date anyone until he’s completely sure. Don’t give up on an Ethan, let him know you’re ready and there for him.

“I’m friends with Ethan.” “You are? He’s so mean and boring.” “Trust me, if you know him the way I do, he’s absolutely amazing.”

“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”

by cwriterz February 28, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a loud person who loves to make people laugh. He is always with people and has a crush on a girl almost everyday. His friends tease him but it doesn't bother him because he always fire back. Ethans friends come and go but he will always have younger friends to talk to.

Ethan pulls no girls

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

Ethan Caleb naidoo

Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys

Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays

Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal

Penis gets smaller as he gets older

OMG that dog Is such an ethan Caleb naidoo

by Your majesty 6899 November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter

That boy Ethan is some mad sort

by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019