A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.
"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014
Get the David Bishel mug.A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.
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ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
by V Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 3, 2025
Get the David L mug.Davids are the sons of God. They are charming,Strong,Smart and tall.They will do everything to protect their loved ones.They will do everything to Destroy their enemies.They are the Heirs to earth.They need to follow the One David.
Three David for the Elven-Davids under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
by The One David May 16, 2018
Get the David mug.A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"
Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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