your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Dad

The dude who makes you pancakes! <3

My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!

by Best Webster May 22, 2019

DAD

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.

It's dadding time.

by GivenUp November 19, 2018

dad

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad!
person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!

by svrnn November 26, 2021