Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

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Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

by standyburnham December 13, 2022

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Fluffy Cracker

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.

S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!

by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023

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Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.

“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”

by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023

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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

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