cock hustler

One who hustles cock. A female, or a gay male, who just can't get enough cock, through whatever means available, in whatever hole is available.

Rob from the Melting Pot is such a cock hustler, that he loses cocks in his own ass. And his mom's a whore.

by Anonymous1013 January 28, 2006

thick cock

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

cock mop

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

by TDP411 February 27, 2008