Cum Nugget

A nugget of cum

Why tf you freezing your cum

I'm making a cum nugget dumbass

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.

“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”

by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020

Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

Cum man

The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.

Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 4, 2020

Cum Cricket

Derogatory term for a white person

Shut up you cum cricket

by YaKingKH November 12, 2022

cum face

it means "how do you do" in romanian and it definitely doesn't have any sexual connotations FIR-AR SĂ FIE

"o, salut!"
"salut, cum face?"
-a normal conversation in Romanian

by madafakar November 13, 2021

cum shut

adj. when someone gets cum on their face and eyes. Due to the sticky consistency and fast drying nature they can no longer open their eyes. They become "cum shut".

Linda spent the night doing bukaki and her eyes became cum shut

by Brittany Elizabeth December 11, 2007