Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Burn

The greatest thing in the world (cigarettes)

The word is commonly used in southern england

Person 1: Hello fellow intellectual would you care to join me for a burn outside?
Person 2: Of Course my friend!

by MobbMobb May 28, 2018

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Sausage burn

That lip herpes

“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022