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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
by foldibjojk July 11, 2021
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On real

To declare that you are not capping. To be truthful or “real” about a certain topic.
Ay bro on real I’ve always fucked w you
by swauce1 August 8, 2022
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real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭
*depressing slideshow* “real”
by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022
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the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms
by Chongingbong August 9, 2022
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Real nigga sizes

You got thoses Jordan 12s in real nigga sizes
by BlazeRich August 9, 2022
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real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.
Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real
by TSwany August 9, 2022
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Real

I am real
by Tht1rapperwitglasses August 14, 2022
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