alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011

Restaurant Train

A lesbian sex act where 3* or more females form a type of chain, also known as a "train", so the middle participants are "eating out" while at the same time getting "eaten out".

(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)

* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.

After a boozy night of drinking together, Tiffany, Chastity, Divinity, Taylor, and Madison decided to eat out in a Restaurant Train. All aboard!

by cyberpimp2 November 9, 2022

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018