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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Five

Cynthia's favorite person in the whole world.

She replaces every number she sees with five.
Omg is that "Five". I know... I love "Five"

My favorite number is FIVE
by 5eva October 17, 2018
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Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.
by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016
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