Danielle Haim

1/3 of the sister band, HAIM. She plays the lead guitar, percussion, drums vocals and to be honest, she can play every instrument on earth. She is very pretty :) she is also very talented :) I am very very very obsessed with her and I have a shrine for her too :)

I love HAIM :’)

Fun fact: she can’t hold birthday cakes.

1) Friend: *shows me a female musician* “Oh my gosh, isn’t she the most talented woman ever?!”
Me: “Yeah but that’s not Danielle Haim so she’s not THE MOST talented woman in the world. Danielle is.”

2: Me: *drops a cake*
Me: sorry, i didn’t mean to do a Danielle Haim there hahaha

by hugehaimfan February 2, 2020

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The airhead or the group. Doesn’t really have a life. A hopeless romantic.

Danielle: I haven’t had a boyfriend since I was like 10 :((
Person: we just really aren’t surprised, now are we.

by dixonyurface February 3, 2020

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A little bitch

Daniel (the little bitch) was scared to go to school

by Bigfacts899 February 3, 2020

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some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss

chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"

by iliveonbenefits_pissoffyoutwat February 4, 2020

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