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Danielle Haim

1/3 of the sister band, HAIM. She plays the lead guitar, percussion, drums vocals and to be honest, she can play every instrument on earth. She is very pretty :) she is also very talented :) I am very very very obsessed with her and I have a shrine for her too :)

I love HAIM :’)

Fun fact: she can’t hold birthday cakes.

1) Friend: *shows me a female musician* “Oh my gosh, isn’t she the most talented woman ever?!”
Me: “Yeah but that’s not Danielle Haim so she’s not THE MOST talented woman in the world. Danielle is.”

2: Me: *drops a cake*
Me: sorry, i didn’t mean to do a Danielle Haim there hahaha

by hugehaimfan February 2, 2020

eloiseloveshaim

annoying twitter account that flops all the time but somehow their stupidest and most meaningless tweets end up being hits

“oh my gosh, did you see that eloiseloveshaim had another flop tweet today?”
“i know right! they’re a huge flop”

by hugehaimfan July 1, 2021