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Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS
this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out
by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023
mugGet the Turtlemug.

my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy
Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.
by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014
mugGet the my turtlesmug.

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"
by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024
mugGet the Turtle-Baitermug.

To Turtle

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
mugGet the To Turtlemug.

holy yeet turtle

by ventron500 November 22, 2019
mugGet the holy yeet turtlemug.

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
mugGet the Wash my turtlemug.

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