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slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016
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turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells
by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020
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turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.
damn feel turtled
by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021
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turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.
When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.
by sky10202 October 15, 2023
mugGet the turtle pipemug.

Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack
Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE
by anonymous June 2, 2022
mugGet the TURTLEmug.

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021
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