Max

Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.

Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?

by October 28, 2021

Max

Is a fucking big C H U n g U S

Wow look at that max “a unit a big chungus”

by MaxHater420 January 08, 2019

Max

Max is a dog

Woah, look at Max, he is a dog

by Thine Fosh August 31, 2022

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Noting is better than Max. Everyone wants a friend named Max.

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 18, 2023