socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

by Wilketeeth December 15, 2017

Pink Sock

When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.

Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.

Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches

Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!

by ogpigolet June 2, 2023

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Meat sock

A wet hollow pipe that sits between a woman’s legs.

Hey dude , i fucked Kassandras meat sock yesterday

Hey isn’t it time you clean your meat sock?

by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018

Socking

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.

"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".

by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

Dobby’s Sock

A wizard swear.

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”

by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020