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Middle school

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.
by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018
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Online school

A type of schooling that is meant for you to fail
This is sooo pointless and it doesn’t teach you anything
Mom:why are you failing all of your classes
Me:I had to do online school
Mom:ohhh that makes sense
by ImFailing school November 17, 2020
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Secondary school

Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher

Y7 Try act hard

Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard

Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted

Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun
Y7: man we so hard we’re finally aloud out

Y8: nah bruv what u saying I’ll beat u up fam
Y9:so we fucking or not / gossipers
Y10: shit what we gonna do about GSCES yr11: im gonna fail so bad

So basically secondary school is full of confused kids having fun
by Secondary school May 13, 2020
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The Becket School

Guy : Do you go to The Becket School
Me: Yes it is a shithole
by ilikepussy69420 September 10, 2020
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Online school

Dad: so, how's online school, son?
Son: please let me fucking die already
by Thiccboi;) September 17, 2020
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PlantsBrook School

Plantsbrook school is a crappy school. The new build already has damp and is so crampt. The students range from the poshest pricks to chavs. And every student knows the length of their skirt, they are fully aware. And yet the teachers keep going on. No one gives two shits about the uniform standard because its stupid and frankly futile.
Sophia goes to PlantsBrook School, she hates it there
by Annoying Human November 8, 2020
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School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
by mr suicide man September 29, 2020
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