High school

Where you go to get jumped, high, pregnant, or killed.

High School is the worst!

by Pynklemonade December 7, 2018

Springfield school

Shitty school who has stupid teachers who can’t really teach

Jimmy : “holy shit my mom moved me to Springfield school”

by Anonymous Sf student October 22, 2018

oakgrove school

A school that refuses to admit bullying goes on, charges to much for uncooked food and has no working water fountains. Somehow it’s one of the best in its area?!?!

Bob: What secondary school did you go to

John: I went to oakgrove school

Bob: unlucky bro

by Johnioup11111 June 30, 2018

Yaldhurst School

A place where teachers try to forcefeed you and you want to die.
Also see: NIS (Cult)

Bob: Hey Jimmy, do you go to Yaldhurst School?
Jimmy: Yeah, I do.
Bob: I feel bad for you, stay away from the year 5-8 teacher.

by varanox August 15, 2018

Middle school

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.

“ Middle school is a living hell.”

by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018

Online school

A type of schooling that is meant for you to fail
This is sooo pointless and it doesn’t teach you anything

Mom:why are you failing all of your classes
Me:I had to do online school
Mom:ohhh that makes sense

by ImFailing school November 17, 2020

Secondary school

Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher

Y7 Try act hard

Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard

Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted

Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun

Y7: man we so hard we’re finally aloud out

Y8: nah bruv what u saying I’ll beat u up fam
Y9:so we fucking or not / gossipers
Y10: shit what we gonna do about GSCES yr11: im gonna fail so bad

So basically secondary school is full of confused kids having fun

by Secondary school May 13, 2020