Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.
Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025
Get the NERDmug. A nerd is someone who is smarter than you. Usually they use the knowledge to be smart asses. Over that they grow to actually be successful.
Bully: Your a fucking nerd ass ding dong man
Nerd: Wrong use of your its you're and cussing is so unoriginal. Also where's you punctuation?
Bully: You're a nerd man!
Nerd: That's better!
Nerd: Wrong use of your its you're and cussing is so unoriginal. Also where's you punctuation?
Bully: You're a nerd man!
Nerd: That's better!
by Imbluedabbadeedabadie March 2, 2018
Get the Nerdmug. by NoShadows October 4, 2023
Get the Nerdmug. by Dmbdmb13 August 18, 2022
Get the Nerdmug. cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....
by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019
Get the cook it nerd looser,mug. A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.
"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021
Get the Dog Nerdmug.