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Ass crack of fuck

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023
mugGet the Ass crack of fuckmug.

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass
by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013
mugGet the ass crack babymug.

butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does
My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus
by bsudaho February 26, 2022
mugGet the butt crack of anusmug.

Crack head bruce

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me
Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do
by Crack_head_betty_101 April 6, 2020
mugGet the Crack head brucemug.

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
mugGet the crack nose monkeymug.

dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips
Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
mugGet the dirty crack headmug.

spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
mugGet the spackle my crackmug.

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