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Cunt boulder

The act of shitting stones into a girls vagina so she can grind that shit into gravel
God Sally, I could go for a old fashioned cunt Boulder right now
by Steviedie August 10, 2016
mugGet the Cunt bouldermug.

skitz cunt

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt
oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt
by cheyney in a bottle June 28, 2022
mugGet the skitz cuntmug.

cunt trash

Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015
mugGet the cunt trashmug.

Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
mugGet the Fat cuntmug.

fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
mugGet the fibre cuntmug.

Cunt punt

Similar to sack tapping, anyone with a vagina who is kicked in the vagina.
"Hey Sarah. Cunt punt!"
by Lecreator April 22, 2015
mugGet the Cunt puntmug.

Cunt Muffler

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.
"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"
by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015
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