twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.

1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."

by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Twat

23 year olds who live in there mums basement and play COD all day could be described as a twat.

You are such a fucking twat

by The Boy who knows tings November 7, 2020

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023