Face Hugger

When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.

A. Is your girl nasty?
B. Yeah, I did the face hugger on my wife this morning and she loved it.

by Happydude38 August 5, 2014

Round face

A structure of the face where the cheekbones are wider apart than other structures of the face. It is almost circular. Round faces also vary from person to person. Some are extremely round while others are faintly round. Many other face structures are mistaken for a round face if the cheeks are bigger and the cheekbones aren't prominent.

1.She has a round face doesn't she?

2. His face is quite round.

by Anon675 July 16, 2015

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

Face Settee

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.

by Rayem December 31, 2015

Orange-Faced

A term to define someone who is a racist. Someone who speaks ill of another race or a group of people.

That person is orange-faced, stay away from them.

by Juliette Snow October 8, 2020

Taco face

When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open.

My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia

by HiLiter January 8, 2017

Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.

Woah, that was a killer face fart!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021