Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer

“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”

by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025

Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.

My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.

by Snack Attack February 13, 2014

oomph oomph bar

A loud place where a DJ is rocking and the crowd is dancing.

It's Saturday and Sonia is at the oomph oomph bar again.

by Cupcakes182 December 13, 2013

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

techno bar

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"

by Epicman501 December 6, 2016

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023