Speecho 

Any text based mistake resulting in what might be seen as a typo, but as a result of a text to speech error. Typically committed while sending text or instant messages via voice.

Youth in Asia!? That was supposed to be euthanasia! Sorry about the speecho. Blame Siri.

Speecho by IvanStang February 3, 2018

speedycris 

The Fastest of all human Beings the Greatest of all Humans Funny GoodLooking and very Confident at what he does

Don’t be a lame be a speedycris

speedycris by Shdkfodoisks February 7, 2018

speedballin out of control 

To do exorbitant amounts of dope (Heroin and Methamphetamine). Usually within the confines of one evening at the trap. Often accompanied by drug buddies, assorted paraphernalia, and no regard for any type of human reason.

"Yo did you see Jess at the trap last night? That bitch was speedballin out of control!!"
"Yeah that bitch ain't human!!"

"She just likes to play 'let's see how high we can get without needing defibrillator' crazy bitch!"

speedballin out of control by ·crystal·black·persuasion· May 5, 2018

Speedy 

Usually a cringy kid that fucks cats as a hobby.

Did you see that guy? They say he's a speedy.

Speedy by Oh.hi.dudes. February 12, 2018

Speedcheesing 

Verb

A quickie facial cumload with a smegma riddled male.

Yo my girl let me give her a good speedcheesing before we drove here.

Speedcheesing by TurboQuizno May 9, 2018

Speedsterbate 

The act of quickly masterbating after someone catches on to you or sees you.

insert name thought I was jacking off, so I had to speedsterbate to make it not seem fishy.

Speedsterbate by JustAFuckinIdiot March 6, 2018

Speedwagon 

One of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure best waifu.

Speedwagon is Life. Speedwagon is Love

Meet my new Waifu, Speedwagon.

Speedwagon by Joey Joestar April 3, 2018