sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

sloppy blurpee by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Sloppy lau lau

When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent

"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"

Sloppy lau lau by Code _retr0 August 12, 2023

Sloppy Irish 

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

Sloppy Irish by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

Sloppy Loppy 

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...

" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"

Sloppy Loppy by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023

sloppy joe sitting 

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

sloppy joe sitting by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Sloppy toppy

When you give a wet,sloppy,drenching,dripping,soaking,moist,sissy,wimpy,blowjob and make them cum all in your mouth,leading it to your stomach and lungs drowning you in cum and while draining their balls from semen and leaving their dick drained, dry and soft.

Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.

Sloppy toppy by Xx_.Ilikemen69._xX September 18, 2023

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

Sloppy Toppenheimer by Beeparisu September 20, 2023