Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022

Sam

The biggest Fortnite sweat of all time. He loves bolls and would do anythimg for a boll.

Sam sweats up to 7-12 hours a day.

by bollegutt December 17, 2018

sam

fat

sam is fat

by owen palme November 22, 2021

Sam

A man who will fucking ruin your life and drag you along in all his shitty lies and mistakes. If you are dating a Sam get rid of him now or he will take you down with him. If your Sam and your reading this, I hope that it gives you hell.

Girl 1: I’m dating Sam
Girl 2: Oh the lying cunt that ruins everyone’s lives?
Girl 1: YES!

by rangapubesareyum March 6, 2023

sam mair

the skibidi toilet

oh look its sam mair in ohio

by mikey0skibs August 11, 2024

Sam Higham

A big blob of nothingness with no feeling or human emotion. Shaped like an air pod, he flaunts through life with no meaning or sense of direction, no sense of humour and is empty inside.

- "Oh my god, you are such a Sam Higham!"
- "How dare you!, Straight to Damascus!"

by MuzzleClover51 July 6, 2023

Sam Bomb

The art of disappearing from a social gather, without a good excuse, thus disappointing everyone present

Fred: Hey when did sam leave dumplings last night?

George: I have no idea - he must have thrown a Sam bomb, I'd imagine it was pretty early though

by Knowledge sponge February 23, 2015