ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

by dumbbrickxd November 28, 2018

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

Straight White Dude

Heterosexual white males that are very stereotypically straight (i.e. loves beer and women)

Michael and Zayne are straight White dudes.

by Tha Producer Fann September 12, 2021

Straight-gay female

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

straight outta pocket

Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.

"@nmillz1 pack it up Jack Frost 🙄"

"STRAIGHT OUTTA POCKET JDJSKAJSJSJFUE"

by Da Tré October 10, 2020

straight white man

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

straight girl syndrome

straight girls whom are creeped out by guys simply due to not being attractive enough

That bitch blocked me because I wasn't as handsome as that D-bag. She should be checked for Straight Girl Syndrome.

by suck_my_d33 July 14, 2021