Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.

Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".

by Stelathy September 07, 2021

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Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 22, 2022

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Socks on Cocks

when you aggressively nut into clothing

“Babe I just pulled a socks on cocks”
“Nice”

by lebumdum March 10, 2022

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Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 19, 2025

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