sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 December 12, 2012

Sock Flock

A flock of socks going through the air.

"MAN,LOOK AT THAT SOCK FLOCK!"-Paul The Women

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

Cock Sock

Slang term for a condom

Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?

by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018

Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

kooter sock

Using one's sock to clean vagina "hoe bath when you don't have a wash rag"

"I found a kooter sock in my garbage after she left my house in the morning"

by Keegs88 January 10, 2024