painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

Drop posting

When someone shares a post or their website , video or social media accounts without giving any content or dialogue on the post.

Please be sure to add dialogue to your post. We do not allow drop posting.

by Green787 May 23, 2019

Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication

Best school in china to learn computer science.

Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.

by zuduge May 30, 2019

Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7

Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.

by algal1301 June 9, 2019