Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

They really did Pull A Yobert !

by Yobert October 25, 2020

Pulling a Cassie

When you spill hot water on yourself and it burns like hell.

(From the movie Let's be Cops)

Jake: Holy shit man, I just pulled a Cassie when taking out my noodles!

Chang: Woah, are your hands ok?

Jake: No I spill hot water on it retard! I just love pulling a Cassie.

by Xxpussydestroyer6969xX July 3, 2018

Pull a Slymate

Being so scare of DA SAR that you quit the Discord Server

-There is 10% chance that you gonna get DA SAR
-If that happen, i gonna just pull a Slymate then.

by P A S August 11, 2021

Pulling a Dalda

The phrase "Pulling a Dalda" refers to the act of putting forth maximum effort and yet experiencing a devastating failure, often in a manner that is particularly harsh or humiliating. It can be used to describe a situation where despite giving your all, the outcome is still unfavorable or disastrous, leaving you feeling defeated and frustrated. "Pulling a Dalda" implies that you have done everything you could, but still ended up falling short.

I almost got the world record, but I ended up Pulling a Dalda!

by TheFaceStuffer April 1, 2023

pulling a zavery

A retarded hick that is failing school and stays home and plays destiny all day

Hey dude I'm going to be pulling a zavery tommorow

by Gye7btdjfr November 1, 2017

Pulling a Kearney

When someone is in first place, and expected to win, but then at the last possible moment another person beats them unexpectedly.

Anna: Omg I was SOOO in first place for track but then Todd TOTALLY ended up Pulling a Kearney on me.

Joss: That Sucks!

by expectant gold April 11, 2010

Pull A Kardashian

To rise to popularity, fame, fortune and media adoration by having a sex tape leaked, being in numerous failed marriages with other famous people or numerous plastic surgery and bizarre beauty treatments.

I might have to Pull A Kardashian to get famous right now

by Aphrodite_XX November 3, 2014