Mr. Burns

Used to characterize an empowered employer who prays upon lower level employees, especially those who have an expressed intimate affection toward them (i.e. Smithers).

Also colloquially used as "Burns" in the sense of a verb in order to describe sexual harassment in the workplace.

Since Alberto was named branch manager, he's been pulling a Mr. Burns left and right. Poor eddy works day and night just to make Mr. Burns happy.

Dude, ever since Alberto took over the division, it seems like the only way to move up the corporate ladder is to simply Burns it.

by Anony_Mouse-- December 25, 2016

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

Joshua Burns

A very talented male prostitute, especially talented in sucking dick.

"I just got Joshua Burns to suck my dick! Then I came in his ass!"

by What the fuck am i doing? December 12, 2021

Burning bush

A ginger's pubic hair; a Fiery crotch; volcanic thunder from down under

Poor Sally. That ginger probably has the worst burning bush.

by Sassysally225 June 8, 2015

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Base-burn

The first sunburn you get that is so bad but only leads to getting more tan.

"I'm too white, I can't get tan unless I start with a gnarly base burn. You can only get darker after a base-burn."

by Shneefenhautzen July 6, 2017