Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.
by Ronaldo fanboy December 29, 2016
Get the john hanwaymug. by Johnpigeon3 January 19, 2021
Get the John pigeonmug. by uH psych June 4, 2018
Get the John secondmug. This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
by English assassin November 25, 2021
Get the John Hallmug. noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz
by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010
Get the John Laundermug. The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.
by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021
Get the John Gassymug. Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
Get the John Cenamug.