A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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