simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 20, 2024

Simp

Adam/ CAPT_Cheesburger on psn

"Adam is a Simp

by Chingyoog March 16, 2020

Simp

Patrick Long

Patrick Long is a simp

by urmomahoeee May 5, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

Simp

An acronym for Squirrels In My Pants, the feeling you get when you really like somebody.

Friend 1 - " They got me feelin like I have Squirrels in my Pants"
Ryot - "You a simp, hoe"

by TotallyNotMajorToland February 18, 2021

SIMP

definition of a beta male who idolizes punk pussy.

“That bitch Charlie foster is such a SIMP”

by ogcleary November 6, 2019

Simp

Idubz

Idubz is a simp.

by Microwave goes mmmmmm March 30, 2020