Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.

"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"

by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006

hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.

"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."

by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008

Shinobi vs. Dragon ninja (Single)

Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja is the debut single from lostprophets, taken from the album thefakesoundofprogress. The song's name is derived from the video games Shinobi and Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja.

Track Listing:

C.D. 1
Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Directions
The Lesson Part 1

C.D. 2
Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Still Laughing (live)
Miles Away From Nowhere

Vinyl
Shinobi vs. Dragonninja
Miles Away From Nowhere

also:
from the album: thefakesoundofprogress
Released: 26th November 2001 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Length: 2:47
Label: Visible Noise

Chart positions
41 - (U.K)

shinobi vs. dragon ninja (single) was the first single

by Scarer August 11, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

teenage mutant ninja beha

Old women who dresses as though she was a teenager.

That old lady is dress like an teenage mutant ninja beha.

by totochocha October 20, 2006

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.

Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

by FishFlop2 February 6, 2009

sticky russian ninja

when a man is alone in the house with a woman. he lubes up his loveshaft, sneaks up behind the woman, quickly pulls down her pants, and thrusts his hump sub in her.

I broke into Amanda's house and waited for her to make dinner. when she was at the stove i gave her a sticky russian ninja, and she cried. IT WAS HILARIOUS, HIGH FIVE!!

by dirk mcgurk January 3, 2011