Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside

She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night

by Joe Randall June 11, 2008

Forum Ninja

One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.

Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".

by Icanhazreconz October 8, 2008

OI NINJA

When someone yes oi ninja at a ninja it automaticly means you have a fight on your hands

me: hy kyle

kyle:what
me:OI NINJA

kyle kicks my ass

by mynameisjesusgodboiyeh July 9, 2010

Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

Pirate versus Ninja

A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.

Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?

Person 2: Uh... Ninja?

Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?

Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.

Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?

by What are you? May 18, 2006

Smut Ninja

A li'l asian man who engages in the theft of rare panties, and takes the term "peeping tom" to a whole new level...

Westport nookuh pulled a smut ninja and stole away on his bike, ass hanging out of his pants, as per usual.

by Nookuh July 21, 2003

Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007