muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.
I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.
by Kinnas January 25, 2009
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Muffin Buffin

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night
by Sir.G March 05, 2021
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buffin muffin

The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"
Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me
by RyanisDum December 20, 2016
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muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.
I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.
by Baking4dummies August 25, 2014
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Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.
I had to work with that putz muffin again!
by Hob knobber June 04, 2023
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Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!
by Hob knobber June 05, 2023
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Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.
*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."
by pplatonic February 15, 2022
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