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Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023
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Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"
Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.
by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Long Neck assouras

It's a large long neck dinosaur that looks like a T Rex that eats and poops alot
My long neck assouras keeps eating and pooping
by Longpoopeater February 15, 2020
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Not Too Terribly Long

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long
"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.
by FSG TRP. No.#46231 July 4, 2024
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Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.
IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER
by A father epicc May 29, 2021
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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