Jacob Jr

Being a crybaby ass bitch about something

That’s a real Jacob Jr response

by Plastickat October 8, 2025

Jacob

An owner operator who is always broke down

That Jacob is always in the shop

by Our guy September 23, 2021

Jacob Mckie

Jacob Mckie’s breath

Wow Jacob Mckies Breath is so bad

by Polo lollop lol bich February 1, 2020

jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

Jacob Bertin

A kid that isn't really good at anything

Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin

by hello796659 January 3, 2017

Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.

Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.

by Lyrac March 29, 2023

jacob

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

by 0xjan June 22, 2022