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John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.
Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!
by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022
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John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall
John lemons is a legend
by John lemons April 13, 2022
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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.
C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
by Daryl2 December 3, 2020
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John McTaggart

"Son get your work down" is just one of the many quotes said by this famous legend from Holy Cross High school in Hamilton. He also has some arse and will whip your arse, quote "Had a naughty boy in class today, had to give him a proper telling." This was another great quote from him, he also listens to scrillex.
I saw John McTaggart smelling Mrs Hands the other day, pretty sure she said some arse to him and skelped it.
by Unlimitedchildren inthebasemen December 4, 2020
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