nap job

A blow job given during a nap

I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job

by GeorgeDubya May 11, 2014

Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.

That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.

by Erika Icon June 21, 2023

Griff Job

The act of receiving three hand jobs in one night

I was so horny last night so I found this bitch to give me a Griff Job. My cock is absolutely drained.

by postcoast October 21, 2012

Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.

"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

union job

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009