Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Jacob

Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.

Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.

Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021

Jacob

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.

Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!

by Jakdib April 20, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.

Jacob is fine.

by xtine93 November 23, 2021

Jacob cloud

A little speaker brat that joins your Xbox party when no one invited him

Rylee put the party on public so I can join. No Jacob cloud will join. Oh yeah I forgot about him 🙄

by Fwies April 30, 2023