free pretzel

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
by PotatoFamine June 01, 2018
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Free-Palestiner

Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
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get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 09, 2019
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Free range Karen

When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .

Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.

She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.

Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
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free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material
He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
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Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.
by Ktayah February 03, 2018
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