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Quartering A Dead Horse

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
by pornstitute August 7, 2024
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Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.
"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"
by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021
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Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".
Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"
by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020
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Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick
by MotherPower December 10, 2013
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The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020
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Horse Shit

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
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Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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