hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY January 20, 2012

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 02, 2024

horse bot

A horse with thick sexy ass makes furries get horny

Hmm look at that horse bot makes me thirsty

by Bonglongeibf March 11, 2021

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 02, 2022

Horse Shit

Whore Shit is Horse Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 07, 2023

horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit

1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022