by Pstar17 January 15, 2020
Get the Horse mug.A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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I was fucking my girl horseback style, I had to get her to slow down so I don’t but, so I ripped back on the reigns.
by TheMachinistJokes April 26, 2020
Get the Horseback style mug.a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020
Get the Horse syndrome mug.Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended
Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat
2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die
Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat
2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die
by zfin87 May 2, 2020
Get the Horsed mug.An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the Horse Clean mug."My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
by 14pineapples May 12, 2020
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