present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Chaz from Wooster

A bitch made . No good . Pussy. That gets no whores.

Chaz from Wooster has a small penis

by Lil whore 333 August 26, 2019

Jake from state farm

Dead

Jake from State Farm is dead

by Christian1977 September 5, 2019

Tangy zip from the tip

To urinate in someone's mouth

My wife refused sex so while she was sleeping she got the tangy zip from the tip

by Dedwards79 December 29, 2017

pasting from the top

a phrase applied to persons new to hot-or-not who paste links from the address bar rather than below the pic.

No wonder the chicks he's sending are beat, he's pasting from the top.

by Daveo November 22, 2003

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

from me to you

When you poop directly into another persons bungus

From me to you pal

by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017