Fortnite

1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.

Timmy: let’s play Fortnite

Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*

by JustABitDumbYT July 24, 2022

Fortnite

a popular free game played by virgins and 3 year olds.

dumbass #1: "FORTNITE BATTLE PASSSSS"
dumbass #2: "I JUST SHIT... OUT MY ASSSSSS"

by 💪😐🫵 September 7, 2022

Fortnite

Fortnite is the best game ever.

Fortnite is life

by BBC_GOD September 9, 2022

Fortnite

a 100 player battle royale last one standing wins

Hey man, Fortnite is a 100 player battle royale last one standing wins.

by mikke5uu465765 September 13, 2022

Fortnite

A game for horny twelve year old to look at tits for fun it also has the ‘Fortnite battle pass’ which is slang for ‘wrinkly old man penis’ it is an odd thing to watch happen to a child as they consume this content it is commonly called ‘Fortnite kid’ a win is also classed as jacking off until ejaculation.

Aw man dude let’s go on Fortnite and try and get a lady.

by Thatlocalnerd August 4, 2022

Fortnite

Go outside and touch grass

Go outside you fortnite kid

by Andrew Tate: August 9, 2022

Fortnite

A game that sweaty junk food eating redittors play instead of going outside

Fortnite sucks-me

by Brax1220 August 11, 2022